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Post by Hajene Anda on Jul 14, 2015 20:52:45 GMT
...My world does have quite a lot of pornographic materials involving tentacles. In the same sense as we have pornographic materials involving fingers, and tongues. I do not understand what "tentacle porn" specifically refers to. I have a vague suspicion that it is disturbing and highly anatomically improbable.
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Post by gabriael on Jul 14, 2015 21:25:48 GMT
Well, it didn't. Multiple cultures people, remember it.
EDIT: Please, I didn't mean to embarrass you, I mean, I don't understand what's embarrassing about being part of a culture that has certain common fantasies. I mean, they apparently are incredibly common, or it wouldn't have been funny. Having heard about it isn't really embarrassing either, as it only means you are educated. And even then, why play along and then be offended?
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Post by bree on Jul 14, 2015 21:32:05 GMT
gabriael You are the coolest, yes I would love to have a water gun fight. I don't really know how to make that happen though? Like, valkyries can do interdimensional transport but (a) it's pretty limited, and (b) I'm not really super close with any valkyries.
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Post by gabriael on Jul 14, 2015 22:00:33 GMT
OTC will help.
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Post by bree on Jul 14, 2015 23:03:23 GMT
Kay, what is this thing and why is it glowing?
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Post by gabriael on Jul 14, 2015 23:50:14 GMT
It's a locator spell, that tells me where it is. It's glowing so you know there's a spell there.
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Post by Lady of Death on Jul 16, 2015 11:32:39 GMT
I was supposed to turn immortal today, but I got the wrong Mother of the Stars.
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Post by Mozee on Jul 16, 2015 16:34:21 GMT
It does appear so. Might I ask what that Rite was and who it was meant to reach?
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Post by Lady of Death on Jul 16, 2015 17:27:41 GMT
There once was a unicorn mage who made himself immortal by binding his soul to a powerful magical artifact. To achieve that he needed the suffering of hundreds of sapient beings. I reverse engineered his feat but don't have the suffering. However I know that a thousand years ago the mother of the stars came down to punish the unicorns for taking the sun from her grasp. Back then millions of ponies suffered. The MotS was sealed away on the moon by powerful positive Magics, which I needed to pierce to get at that power. So I gathered six virgin plants, some roadkill, a destroyed appleseed, a pen I stole from a conductor, who, and get this: made me pay a fee because my SENIORS PASS was out of date. As if I could have secretly gotten younger in the meantime! And I even accidentally bought a day ticket that day, because I forgot I already had a month's ticket! I've paid three times for that stupid train ride! Uh, sorry, anyway where was I? Loyalty, Kindness, Generosity, oh yeah my own tears, I was bullied as a child do you know, if Bordy Woodenfloor knew how much milage I got out of his "Harmless roughhousing" he would rotate in his grave! Anyway, the Autobiography of Hieter Holen, who goes by "Sweet Singer", ha! I've ordered ten more of those books, they are the most powerful "pack of lies" I've ever seen!
And finally: A weapon of racism, slayer of a thousand beings, hated for what they were born as! The kitchen knife I used to cut up all those disgusting mushrooms was consumed! Mushrooms are dead rotten things risen from the earth again!(Not that I can talk...) They are not plants, but closer in chemical makeup, and therefore taste, to insects, flies and bugs! I hate those Treedamn things and even worse sometimes they put them in your food without writing it on the menu! I can't count the times I wanted to eat a nice cucumber au four and there were Mushrooms in the ragout! Not to forget that in the last two years I found a new hatred for the things, as finding them neccessiated going out and hobbling through the forest when it was damp and warm outside, giving me a constant throbbing pain in my aged joints.
And all for nothing! Well, not entirely for nothing, I did find this place and it seems promising.
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Post by Mozee on Jul 16, 2015 17:57:01 GMT
Quite cleverly done, although I'm glad my Magic doesn't work like that. I'm sorry it went wrong, sundrop, and best of luck finding a different Immortality. I'm afraid my kind doesn't transfer very easily. I do hope that if it had worked, the Rite wouldn't have released this Mother of the Stars to make more suffering.
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Post by Mother Starlight on Jul 16, 2015 18:27:41 GMT
Oh, so that's where these things came from. Do you want them back?
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Post by Lady of Death on Jul 16, 2015 18:35:19 GMT
That was the pure genius of the whole thing! She is imprisoned together with the Princess she corrupted. If I took all her dark power that would free said Princess and the resulting THREE Princesses on our side and none on theirs could have dealt with the problem once and for all! After all there are quite a few disgruntled stars that are currently probably trying to free her. Thankfully stars tend to measure their moments in millennia, thus they probably haven't quite noticed she's missing yet. And anyway, we have a new princess this generation, so even if something had gone wrong they would have been outnumbered.
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Post by Lady of Death on Jul 16, 2015 18:36:40 GMT
YES! Yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes... erm... yes. But that might close down this spell, so if you could give me something else to access the forum that would be lovely.
Ouch, my hip...
Preferably something that I can write in as my throat is getting quite rough.
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Post by Mother Starlight on Jul 16, 2015 19:11:18 GMT
I've sent back your ingredients, along with a sending stone, which should allow you to use the forum telepathically.
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Post by Rukhura on Jul 18, 2015 17:44:30 GMT
It was dangerous to let her loose on other people, even if she'd be outnumbered, jellyhead. And I want to know why the unicorns took the sun from her grasp.
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