Blackshard
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Post by Blackshard on Jun 30, 2015 0:56:19 GMT
I have experienced a great deal of time, and expect to continue to experience much more. The expenditure of a few seconds is no significant thing.
I accept the revised terms.
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World: Multiversal, Proudly Based in Ofeili
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Post by OTC on Jun 30, 2015 1:32:37 GMT
Your Buddhitanka should have arrived, along with your other items.
Thank you for your time.
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Post by OTC on Jun 30, 2015 3:19:35 GMT
My superiors have apparently prioritized this office for expansion: We have already received a second shipment, twice the size of the previous one!
Item | Description | Price (OTC) | Aetheroscope
| Technological lens visually represents magical fields within 10m, to a high degree of fidelity.
| 99.99
| Sealing Box
| Indestructible cubic box, 4' by 4' by 4'. Can only be opened by its owner.
| 24.99 | Cleansing Collar | When worn, magically prevents dirt, dust, etc. from accumulating on wearer. Perfumed by request.
| 24.99 | Perfected Boots
| Allow overland travel at 20km/h, prevent footsoreness, reduce fatigue, waterproof & warm. | 324.99
| Fire Pearl
| Light a small fire by concentrating; double burning time of a fire by placing inside. One-use.
| 13.75 | Bag of Holding
| Magical 1/4 cubic meter bag contains 2 cubic meter internal space.
| 22.99 | Psychic Paper
| Appears as the document the viewer expects it to be.
| 424.99
| Photo-Contacts
| Allow perfect night vision and prevent blindness from sudden bright lights. Technological.
| 109.99 | Impossible Colors
| Dyes, inks, etc in nonstandard colors - Cosmogone, Violant, Peliglin, Octarine. | 3.99/pot
| Hand-Mounted Force Armor
| Pair of rings project personal force field when worn on each hand: deflects blows, redirects fraction of incoming force toward attacker, adds punch to physical strikes.
| 229.99
| Gloves of Object Reading | Provide limited magical information on the previous owners of a held object. Object must have been owned within last 10 years.
| 789.99 | Safewing Emblem
| As a Feather Fall spell, activated once automatically when the wearer drops more than 10 feet.
| 22.99
| Panaeca | Swallowed pill completely cures all diseases, wounds & ailments of the body. Do not attempt to analyze pill. Highly aggressive copy protection.
| 714.99/dose
| "Triumph"
| The thrill of having won a closely-contested game.
| 14.99
| Tasp | Deep neural stimulation ray causes instant orgasm in 99.9% of multicellular lifeforms. Solar recharging. | 459.99 | Parabola-Linen Suit or Gown
| Woven from only the finest dreams. | 149.99
| Tribble
| Mammal, appearing as a fuzzy ball of fur. Quickly converts vegetable matter into more tribbles.
| 54.99
| Numenara (Assorted)
| Genuine archeological find. May or may not have a useful technological effect. | 54.99/5
| Amulet of Inviolate Form | Magically prevents hostile impositions on the body, such as being turned to goo, stone, a cat, etc. 7 charges.
| 274.99, 44.99/recharge
| Spool Of Endless Rope | An infinite spool of silk rope. Undetachable from the spool.
| 54.99
| Chi Incense | Red powder that burns with a smokeless flame. Mild stimulant effect, aids in concentration. Do not eat.
| 9.99/10g | Ryback Skull
| Properly processed bone marrow cures myopia in most sophonts. Skull itself makes a good centerpiece.
| 19.99
| Water Cloak
| Eternally dry cloak repels fire, fire magic, douses fires.
| 159.99
| Integralist Party Badge
| Show your support for the American Integralist Party.
| 9.99
| Torque Torc
| Brass choker. When worn on the neck, improves the torque of the vehicle you're driving.
| 29.99
| Crowbar
| Long piece of metal with a thinned point and a curved end. Ideal for prying things open. | 19.99 | Portable Sunrise
| Presents an indistinguishable illusion of the sun rising in a 40 foot radius area. | 54.99
| Self-Replicating Leaf
| Leaf summons copies of itself until it hits the ground. Limited to a maximum of 1,000 copies.
| 39.99
| Rod of Freedom
| Protects from magical mental influence, aids in freeing others from same. | 399.99
| Swordbow | It's a sword, and also a bow. Magical transformation.
| 54.99
| Jar of Jellied Elf Ears
| Rare delicacy. Ethically sourced. Delicious. Supports elven communities devastated by dwarven logging.
| 54.99
| Geisterschuen
| Comfortable sneakers make your feet invisible, soundless. | 39.99 | Talisman of the Disk
| Summons a floating platform of force that follows at 30ft. distance. 300lb. weight limit, 3hr duration.
| 64.99
| Universal Translator | Magitech device provides simultaneous translation between any two languages.
| 774.99
| Laser Sword
| Inexplicably 5 ft. long beam of coherent laser light attached to a metal handle.
| 499.99
| Greek Pasta Spoon of Peril
| Hurls spaghetti napalm. Perfectly spices any pasta dish.
| 209.99
| Eternal Car Battery
| Continuously produces 15 volt current.
| 1649.99 | Sealing Charm
| Magically abjures hostile spirits when attached to an object.
| 54.99
| Crown of Emperor Norton I
| The genuine crown of the late Emperor Norton I, Emperor of these United States, Protector of Mexico, Discordian Saint and Pope, Once-Imperator of Hope and Madness
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Post by Meletiti Entelecheiai on Jun 30, 2015 4:34:08 GMT
Now that I have some currency - I would like a copy of "Forgotten Song", a Portable Sunrise, and a Greek Pasta Spoon of Peril.
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Kumi
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Post by Kumi on Jun 30, 2015 4:39:44 GMT
I'd like to mint 10 Ka and purchase a "Mercury Reaches", with my change in Takkarash, please.
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World: Multiversal, Proudly Based in Ofeili
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Post by OTC on Jun 30, 2015 4:42:40 GMT
Now that I have some currency - I would like a copy of "Forgotten Song", a Portable Sunrise, and a Greek Pasta Spoon of Peril. That will be 364.97 OTC. I assume you'd prefer to pay in Buddhitanka?
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Post by OTC on Jun 30, 2015 4:45:06 GMT
I'd like to mint 10 Ka and purchase a "Mercury Reaches", with my change in Takkarash, please. Your change is 7,260 Takkarash. Thank you for your time!
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Kumi
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Post by Kumi on Jun 30, 2015 4:49:05 GMT
I'd like to mint 10 Ka and purchase a "Mercury Reaches", with my change in Takkarash, please. Your change is 7,260 Takkarash. Thank you for your time! You're quite welcome.
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Post by Meletiti Entelecheiai on Jun 30, 2015 4:49:45 GMT
Now that I have some currency - I would like a copy of "Forgotten Song", a Portable Sunrise, and a Greek Pasta Spoon of Peril. That will be 364.97 OTC. I assume you'd prefer to pay in Buddhitanka? Yes. On that note, do you charge a transaction fee on currency exchanges?
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Post by OTC on Jun 30, 2015 4:52:39 GMT
That will be 364.97 OTC. I assume you'd prefer to pay in Buddhitanka? Yes. On that note, do you charge a transaction fee on currency exchanges? We charge the same amount as our minting fee - 1%. Free with purchase, within reason.
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Post by Meletiti Entelecheiai on Jun 30, 2015 4:57:56 GMT
Yes. On that note, do you charge a transaction fee on currency exchanges? We charge the same amount as our minting fee - 1%. Free with purchase, within reason. Mm. What are your bulk rates?
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Post by Ahrotahn on Jun 30, 2015 16:21:59 GMT
Are Numenara delivered as physical objects that were results of archaeology on some other world, or is it more like an intangible magical effect that results in the buyer making a novel archaeological find on their own world?
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Post by OTC on Jun 30, 2015 16:50:46 GMT
Are Numenara delivered as physical objects that were results of archaeology on some other world, or is it more like an intangible magical effect that results in the buyer making a novel archaeological find on their own world? The former. The latter is also available on occasion, but we do not have supplies of excavator's luck for sale at the moment, unfortunately. Would you like to place a special order?
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Post by Ahrotahn on Jun 30, 2015 16:52:21 GMT
Not at this time, thank you.
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Post by Ahrotahn on Jun 30, 2015 17:29:58 GMT
I'd like to buy a Buddhitanka and an Udi, paid in OTC out of my account balance.
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