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Post by Swish on May 24, 2015 4:19:11 GMT
Hey I like your weirdo unicorn thing!
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Post by Dispersive Prism on May 24, 2015 4:19:59 GMT
Thank you! I like unicorns, and I like rainbows! My avatar has both! I like it a lot.
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Post by Kit on May 24, 2015 4:26:02 GMT
Prism, do you really have unicorns in your world? And are they really shiny and rainbowy?
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Fish
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World: Ararat
Pronoun: He
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Post by Fish on May 24, 2015 10:37:52 GMT
Hello, Gentlemen, Ladies, and, well, there are quite a number of you who are neither and I don't think I've ever heard a suitable form of address.
I'm not certain where these telegrams are being sent from, but I've moved twice without leaving any forwarding address and they've followed me, so I'm taking them seriously. I'm an emeritus professor of English and former occasional employee of His Majesty's intelligence services, and this is certainly the strangest thing I've seen since Mt. Ararat.
I have quite a backlog of telegrams to read through, but I will be writing to you soon, no fear.
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Lantern
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World: Glazed
Pronoun: They
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Post by Lantern on May 25, 2015 1:25:37 GMT
>fish, Hello, Gentlemen, Ladies, and, well, there are quite a number of you who are neither and I don't think I've ever heard a suitable form of address. "Fualinuu, Boiilinuu, Taarelinuu"? Or to be simple, still polite, "(gentle/honorable/good/other-descriptor) Ukelinuu"?
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Fish
Newcomer
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World: Ararat
Pronoun: He
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Post by Fish on May 25, 2015 4:56:12 GMT
I am not certain I can remember those. This correspondence seems to be less formal than I expected, however, so I may not need to.
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Post by Astra Nephthys on May 25, 2015 5:17:51 GMT
Ah, so this is what the Power of Communication was spending so much time on.
Too bad for her, I suppose.
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Post by Inkspot on May 25, 2015 20:11:57 GMT
Hello.
I'm Inkspot. I've had access to this forum for a while now, and only recently made an account. It's nice to finally be able to talk, though I admit, now that I'm here I don't have anything to say.
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Post by Kit on May 26, 2015 0:40:02 GMT
Why couldn't you talk before?
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Post by Meletiti Entelecheiai on May 26, 2015 0:49:30 GMT
Ah, so this is what the Power of Communication was spending so much time on. Too bad for her, I suppose. You seem interesting. And you know the Orz before you entered this forum? If I may, who or what are you?
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Post by Inkspot on May 26, 2015 0:54:55 GMT
Why couldn't you talk before? There was a problem world-side involved with it. It's been sorted out, but it took a while.
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Post by Astra Nephthys on May 26, 2015 1:19:37 GMT
Ah, so this is what the Power of Communication was spending so much time on. Too bad for her, I suppose. You seem interesting. And you know the Orz before you entered this forum? If I may, who or what are you? I'm an Excrucian. That's the technical term for the sort of being I am: we come from Outside, much like Orz does, and have encountered Orz casually once or twice.
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Post by Meletiti Entelecheiai on May 26, 2015 2:26:32 GMT
I'm an Excrucian. That's the technical term for the sort of being I am: we come from Outside, much like Orz does, and have encountered Orz casually once or twice. You seem awfully coherent for someone who comes from a foreign Truth. Why is that... ... oh. Well. Pardon me, Astra Nephthys, but I am afraid I am going to spoil your fun. An Excrucian is indeed, from Outside. They are from very thoroughly Outside, and their goal as a polity is to end all creation. By which I mean "delete things as coherent concepts", which of course tears gaping holes in causality and reality. I'm not sure if they had anything to do with Captain Viridian's Truth, but at any rate that sort of damage is the result of too much damage by an Excrucian. I highly, highly recommend that nobody take her up on her offer.
Astra Nephthys - You are likely capable of deleting this post. I recommend that you do not. Ensuring that this message would transmit would harm others, and so I would prefer to avoid it - but I will do it, if it becomes necessary.
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Post by Leaf on May 26, 2015 2:28:53 GMT
Thank you for the warning, Meletiti Entelecheiai.
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Post by Inkspot on May 26, 2015 2:30:49 GMT
Well that's terrifying. Thank you for the warning.
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