Customer Reviews & Feedback Thread
May 26, 2015 22:59:54 GMT
Post by Lioncourt on May 26, 2015 22:59:54 GMT
We should have somewhere to concentrate reviews for excessively-foreign goods and services.
I'll start:
Astra Nephthys arrived today & performed my requested spontaneous-ignition-removal. So far as I can tell, there have been no negative side-effects, and controlled tests show that I have indeed ceased spontaneously combusting in sunlight. I highly recommend her services: She was professional & courteous, despite clearly being in pain during the entire proceedings. When I inquired, Astra said that she is fundamentally harmed by existing in realspace, which manifests as a progressive, degenerative disease in her manifested bodies. Closer examination via Memnodyne showed that Astra's 'cells' do not regulate themselves properly, subdividing uncontrollably rather than attending to their natural places. Astra indicated that this disease is called 'Cancer' on some worlds and that she regularly 'dies' of it every year or so. Despite my best efforts, I was unfortunately unable to determine the underlying cause of her affliction, but she remained very cheerful and cooperative all throughout the various procedures I performed.
I rate Astra's service very highly, and recommend it to anyone with a stubborn metaphysical issue they need fixed. While it may not be wise to rely on her abilities, I don't believe the side-effects of personal use are very likely to significantly negatively impact anyone's universe.
I'll start:
Astra Nephthys arrived today & performed my requested spontaneous-ignition-removal. So far as I can tell, there have been no negative side-effects, and controlled tests show that I have indeed ceased spontaneously combusting in sunlight. I highly recommend her services: She was professional & courteous, despite clearly being in pain during the entire proceedings. When I inquired, Astra said that she is fundamentally harmed by existing in realspace, which manifests as a progressive, degenerative disease in her manifested bodies. Closer examination via Memnodyne showed that Astra's 'cells' do not regulate themselves properly, subdividing uncontrollably rather than attending to their natural places. Astra indicated that this disease is called 'Cancer' on some worlds and that she regularly 'dies' of it every year or so. Despite my best efforts, I was unfortunately unable to determine the underlying cause of her affliction, but she remained very cheerful and cooperative all throughout the various procedures I performed.
I rate Astra's service very highly, and recommend it to anyone with a stubborn metaphysical issue they need fixed. While it may not be wise to rely on her abilities, I don't believe the side-effects of personal use are very likely to significantly negatively impact anyone's universe.
